Earth’s Plans To Invade Mars Revealed

In a world dominated by the minds of H. G. Wells., Edgar Rice Burroughsand J. Edgar Hoover comes a blog that would have certainly gotten us slapped onto a Red Watch List. For today friends I whisper not of aliens attacking Earth and the appropriate place for women in kitchens. No. Ohh no. Today my friends we punch the 50’s in the face and celebrate both the less than 1 month celebration of the Outland 17 Kickstarter, the recognition of Valentina Tereshkova’s amazing life and continued efforts, and the role reversing efforts of the US and Russian Space programs to colonize mars. (If you were a 1950’s man sitting down reading a paper, I just blew your mind). With SpaceX and NASA playing nice together (for now…) we have turned the tables on H.G. Wells by offering a few brave astronauts a one way ticket to Mars. Aside from the fact that that’s more hardcore than playing DarkSouls with PermaDeath, what could be possibly more mindblowing? A Veteran Russian Cosmonaut was among the first to volunteer. That’s right folks. And if you don’t know her, by god in honor of lasts (this week, some week) weeks #InternationalWomensDay  you should do your mind a favor and learn about Valentina Tereshkova and her incredible efforts and achievements in space. Right after you finish this blog and check out our webpage for more details on our Kickstarter. Well potentially inspired future Cosmonauts of the future, if you decide that a one way ticket to Mars is to red for your blood you can always return to the safety of leading your own revolution in Outland 17. Thank you, and see you on the other side.

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